tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15125374.post113372823838548560..comments2023-10-28T05:47:16.956-05:00Comments on Kingdom for a voice: Stand back ladieskingdomforavoicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13608928960310809091noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15125374.post-1133941523097080802005-12-07T02:45:00.000-05:002005-12-07T02:45:00.000-05:00Chuck is goneChuck is deadChuck in the groundI fil...Chuck is gone<BR/>Chuck is dead<BR/>Chuck in the ground<BR/>I filled him full of lead<BR/><BR/>He ain't here<BR/>He ain't there<BR/>He be stiff<BR/>not just in his underwear<BR/><BR/>I like butter<BR/>I like tea<BR/>I like Chuck<BR/>Lice FreeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15125374.post-1133934544342112452005-12-07T00:49:00.000-05:002005-12-07T00:49:00.000-05:00Chuck can NEVER DIENEVER !you may eat him wholebut...Chuck can NEVER DIE<BR/>NEVER !<BR/><BR/>you may eat him whole<BR/>but you will nevert kill his soul<BR/>liced or diced with milk in a bowl<BR/>He will coalesce and call Bob Dole<BR/>and stick your ass upon a pole<BR/>fill your stocking full of coal<BR/>God's wrath will take a toll<BR/>Wiggle peanuts in your A-hole<BR/><BR/>Dontcha be<BR/>Dontcha be'<BR/>Dontcha murdering Chuck<BR/>Dontcha be<BR/>Dontch be<BR/>'Dontcha be killin' norris, Doris.<BR/><BR/>I can dance the rondolay<BR/>surf the stones in mandaley<BR/>I can bring him back<BR/>Bring him back<BR/>roll away the stone<BR/>Bring him back<BR/>bring him back<BR/>Even if you peel him down to the boneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15125374.post-1133877412278247502005-12-06T08:56:00.000-05:002005-12-06T08:56:00.000-05:00I need to set up an appointment with chuck's wax a...I need to set up an appointment with chuck's wax and oil guy... Look at dem shiny pecs!sumobeatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00432369783382750930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15125374.post-1133815880751402942005-12-05T15:51:00.000-05:002005-12-05T15:51:00.000-05:00I slander and slander...I slather his creamy flabb...I slander and slander...I slather his creamy flabby butt onto my bread and eat it. Eat it whole. Bones and all. I take Chuck down to the whooooshed and into the wood choppper. His ass is mine. No more chucky folks...he dead. Ded!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15125374.post-1133808086558996152005-12-05T13:41:00.000-05:002005-12-05T13:41:00.000-05:00See that is where you are wrong. It is very Chuck...See that is where you are wrong. It is very Chuck like to send in a decoy to think you have killed him. I mean come on do you really think a single judo chop would bring down the Chuckster? All I can say is do not go to sleep tonight. I would not worry about Freddy Crougar in your dreams but I would keep and eye peeled for Chuck in his Chuck Norris action jeans. He is coming and it will be a redemption on the brave soul that has slandered the Chuckster...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15125374.post-1133796917989079802005-12-05T10:35:00.000-05:002005-12-05T10:35:00.000-05:00Chuck Norris is going to kick all yall in the teet...Chuck Norris is going to kick all yall in the teeth and make u cry. Then he is going to use your tears as a pestiside to fight off sissies like you Chuck Haters.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15125374.post-1133766751152987302005-12-05T02:12:00.000-05:002005-12-05T02:12:00.000-05:00I don't think so...Mac would use that toejam as an...I don't think so...Mac would use that toejam as an antedote and fight back with a stick and a bandaid made into a jet pack and fly outta there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15125374.post-1133755160524383262005-12-04T22:59:00.000-05:002005-12-04T22:59:00.000-05:00Chuck would overwhelm him with toejamthen swollow ...Chuck would overwhelm him with toejam<BR/>then swollow him whole.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15125374.post-1133744204000628862005-12-04T19:56:00.000-05:002005-12-04T19:56:00.000-05:00If Chuck got into a fight with Macgyver who would ...If Chuck got into a fight with Macgyver who would win?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15125374.post-1133730232255790232005-12-04T16:03:00.000-05:002005-12-04T16:03:00.000-05:00There are no disabled people. Only people whohave ...There are no disabled people. Only people who<BR/>have met Chuck Norris.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com