Le Lesson 2: Nutella

The French don't seem to eat peanut butter but by God they eat a lot of Nutella. So when in Rome... like the French we have switched, in large part, to Nutella. (A tiny jar of Peanut Butter runs about 6 euro,around 8 bucks)
The lesson in this switch to Nutella is this; if you get a little Nutella on your hand or shirt it looks just like shit. This can be terribly confusing if you've just gotten up. About twice a week I have to stop what I'm doing and run it down mentally, like this.
1. Have I taken a shit this morning? No i need a little coffee and a bite first thing so... not mine.
2. Has a child touched me this morning? I'm generally the first one up and if i'm not Liam has woken me and i've automatically made him a bowl of cereal. This is done with no touching so... not ours.
3. Have i touched something D might have touched without washing his hands last night? Alarm clock, sweatpants, coffee press, water pot, coffee cup, cereal bowl, milk. Nope, so...not his.
4. Should i taste this? Why not, ohh it's Nutella. I've been lucky so far.

Stuff for G

Gretchen will go nuts when she sees Largehearted Boys compilation of top ten lists.
She might pee herself when she hears the Of Montreal cover of Petty's American Girl.

Eames

Wow, some people really like those Eames Chairs. Does this give you any ideas Scot?

Le Lessons 1

I've decided to impart some of the lessons i'm learning here in Paris, some of them are Paris specific and some might apply to life in your city.
Lesson One: Ordering at Mc Donalds.
If you have small children you will find yourself at a McDo's, even in a city like Paris with so many other food options. Ordering at Mc Donald's isn't as easy as you might think even though most everything on the menu is the same in French as it is in English.
Here is the secret to ordering, numbers need to be said in french but the items need to be said in english but with a wicked thick french accent. example; "deux aumbeergers, un sheecan sanwich et deux appee meel". That's all there is to it, good luck.

Mike Giant in Paris

I just found out that Mike Giant will be part of a show with Dalek at the Magda Danysz Gallery here in Paris on April 25th. Magda Danysz is right down the road from our place.

Post it show

Tom, one of the Igloo Tornado members(he of the Blot fame), is taking part in a post it show. Like it sounds, the art is done on post it notes and Tom has done several portraits of famous artists. Check out his work here.

There as been alot of talk around my house about how tame my music tastes have become, here's what i listened to on the metro today and yesterday. BTW i've been using my wife's shuffle so i just go with what it wants.
Fallen from the sky - Glen Hansard
If you need a reason - Mason Jennings
Take the power back - Rage Against the Machine
Come on! Feel the Illinoise! - Sufjan Stevens
Ripchord - Rilo Kiley
Disturbance at the Heron house - REM
Harborcoat - REM
Pickpocket - At the drive in
Gimme Sunshine - Ryan Adams
Chapel Hill - Sonic Youth
Helicopter - M. Ward
Sausalito - Conor Oberst
We Fight We Love - Q Tip
Wolves - Iron & Wine
Rock the House - Run DMC
How I could just kill a man - Rage Against the Machine
Amie - Damien Rice
Stupid Girl - Rolling Stones
Candy Everybody wants - 10,000 Maniacs
Regina - Possum Dixon
No Rolling Back II - Jay Farrar
junkie Man - Rancid
Parental Discretion Iz advised - NWA
Bad Party - The Dead Milkmen
Oh my god, Whatever, Etc - Ryan Adams
Up in the North - The Fiery Furnaces
Neighborhood #1 Tunnels - Arcade Fire
Glory Days - ruce Springsteen
Mother's Little Helper - The Rolling Stones
Pretenders - Ryan Adams
Walking with a Ghost - Tegan and Sara
Evil Urges - My Morning Jacket
Waste of Paint - Bright Eyes
Wicked Gil - Band of Horses
You are a runner and i am my fathers child - Wolf Parade
Man on the Moon - REM
Vibrate - Ghostland Observatory
A small victory - Faith No More
Olympia Wa - Rancid
Jesu the Mexican boy - Iron & Wine
The Hardest Part - Ryan Adams
Such Great Heights - The Postal Service
Artichoke - Gabrial Mann
Superstar - Lupe Fiasco
Six Pack of Beer - Hank III
The Rat within the grain - Damien Rice
Houses on the Hill(early version) - Whiskeytown
Jus De Canneberges - Malajube
Secret Meeting - The National
Miss Sunflower - Ryan Adams
Paper Kitten Nightmare - Margot and the Nuclear so and so
Why would you wanna live - Wilco
Losering - Whiskeytown
Dirtfloor cracker - Mofro
Monty Got a raw deal - Catfish Heaven
Someone Great - LCD Soundsystem
Another Sunny Day - Bellle & Sebastian
Metronome Arthritis - At the Drive in
Ship Of Fools - Ron Sexsmith
Mendocino County Line - Willie Nelson
Bonita Applebum - A tribe called quest
Dead mans will - Iron & Wine
Get Busy - The roots
Let me ride - Dr. Dre
making Friends - Bishop Allen
Sheila Take a Bow - The Smiths
War on War - Wilco
Benzie Box - Danger Doom
Someday soon - Wilco
Suffer - Smashing Pumpkins
Greatest Hits - Sublime
The Gulag Orkestar - Beirut
I Ain't the 1 - NWA
I can see clearly now - Johnny Nash
Answering Bell - Ryan Adams
Fake Plastic Trees - KT Tunstall
I Can't wait - Hepcat
Wild Internatonal - One Day as a Lion
Maria - Rage Against the Machine
Hysteria - Def Leppard
Fuck the Creationists - MC Hawking
Gold Digger - Kanye West
Flatheat - The Fratellis
Sad Sad City - Ghostland Observatory
Cosonaut - At the drive in
Ain't no nigga - Jay Z
First Tube - Phish
Mr. Jones - Counting Crowes
Blue - The Thorns
Ask me lies - The Replacements
I may know the word - Natalie Merchant
Instant Pleasure - Rufus Wainwright
Wild flowers - Ryan Adams
10 Seconds - whiskeytown
Happy Alone - Kings of Leon
Good Intentions - My Morning Jacket

Ok, i guess i might be a little lame.

Jane's Return

Somehow the fact that Jane's Addiction has reunited with the original lineup totally slipped past me. Jane's Addiction is one of two band's that really did the most to shape my musical tastes(R.E.M. being the other). I can't find any information on tour dates but they've been playing around L.A. a little and Shepard is doing posters for them, Dave Navarro is keeping everyone in the loop over at 6767. Phil is gonna shit a brick when I tell him.

Chinese Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman has a hilariously sincere review of Chinese Democracy here.
Yes, I chose that picture because of the shoes.

Art a choke

Mike Giant is back in SF(I'm not stalking him, it's on the Rebel 8 blog) and getting stuff done. The Rebel 8 blog as a nice post on drunk tattooing, this is why it's probably good that i'm not good friends with any tattoo artists or even people with tattoo equipment.
Fecal Face does a studio visit with Faile, the woodwork pieces are insane. I'd like to see how they did those columns.
Andrea has some sweet new pieces up(The Frida obsession continues) on her site Owl My Love. Congrats on the Etsy love.
Shepard goes off on Ebay resellers on the Obey site.
Scot has added a couple more letters to his most excellent ABC project. Obviously S is my favorite so far, check it out on the Loser Goes 1st site.

One day as a Lion

I've been listening to the Ep form One Day as a Lion which is Zack from Rage Against the Machine on vocals and keyboards and Jon Theodore formerly of The Mars Volta on drums. I really like it, the first song, Wild International, is probably my least favorite while If You Fear Dying is by far my favorite. A couple of the songs sound kinda the same which isn't a terrible thing on an ep. This has also sparked a frenzy of Rage Against the Machine listening and video watching on my part, damn those guys were amazing.

Giant news

I'm not going to pretend that i don't have a slight Mike Giant/Rebel 8 obsession. With that having been said the new Rebel 8 collection is out at Giant Peach these are my favorites.
Several pieces from the last collection are on sale at Karmaloop, i've got my eye on those socks and you can't go wrong with any of those shirts.
This one might be my favorite(Phil you feelin it?).

Awesomeness

If you check in to BME on a regular basis for tattoo, piercing, scarification inspiration then you've seen this already. If not then check out this article about eagle tattoos. Obviously this guy is taking the piss out of the practice but i really like the classic eagle design. The one above is from Mike Giant's current show at White Walls in San Francisco. The picture at the top is a Mike Giant t shirt design from the rebel 8 website (if anyone needs a last minute birthday idea i wear an XL).

Round One: All smiles

Warning: The majority of the French in this post is wrong.
The first trip to the prefecture was a success. A good 90% of stories involving the prefecture are laced with a healthy dose of horrors, hours wasted, documents rejected, flaming hoops jumped through, but we had a smooth first encounter. We were in and out in an hour and a half, one hour of that time was spent waiting for the one clerk who supposedly spoke decent English to return from lunch. One of my biggest concerns was the wait, it seems that most people are there for a minimum of three hours, Gretchen was there for almost five. I was mainly worried about how to keep the troops from revolting so we came laden with books, video ipods and gameboys, ready to set up camp. We weren't there long enough for me to stop sweating from the 30 degree temperature between the inside and outside before my number was called, literally five minutes.
I got through the first two or three questions; she asked for my passport, i gave it to her, she asked if the kids were there i said "oui" and pointed behind me, she asked me where i lived, "J'habite en onzeme arondissment", then she flipped to my visa and let fly with two or three paragraphs worth of unknown words while pointing to the date. I knew it had expired two days ago. I fell back on the old "Je ne parle pas francais bon". Still smiling plesently my lady went for backup and founda co worker that possesed a good knowledge of at least two dozen english words(more then the number of french words i know if you subtract the curse words). I think i managed to explain that the rest of the families visa's expired in another week and i had been perating with that date in mind(it could have been that i opened chloe's passport and pointed to the date on her visa). Somehow they, quite pleasently, tagteamed an explination that the English speaking clerk was at lunch and i would have to wait for an hour, either that or they were dumpingme(the nonfrench speaking ass hat) on the new girl. I gathered up my novels worth of documents and took a seat.
Almost exactly an hour later i was called back to the window where the very cute, miniuly english speaking clerk greeted mein French and then asked for several things all in french. After a few minutes of typing she asked for my picture, in english, and then disappeared. A few minutes later she returned with my three month visa extention(if the internet is to be believed this is the way it works, you get an extension every three months for a year and then you get a real long term visa). She then set up an appointment for me in french and explained to me what i would have to bring(everything i had with me right then). I then asked in my half English half French patois if the kids had to be there and she said NO!! This is good news, i hope she really understood my question. I then thanked her profusely and wished her a bon semane and she told me "good by, have a nice day" in perfect English!!


p.s. It took me three tries to find out how much money was in my account at the bank. The try that worked was in spanish; Combien euros(point to account number raise eyebrows questioningly).
I'm on a roll.

Everythings better with...

Yesssss, i want this.

Herman Dune in the 11eme

I've blogged about this cool French duo Herman Dune before but i just found these videos. If you step out my front door, take a right and walk 30 steps that's where this video starts.



This video is on the same street, it ends in our bakery.

Ryan Adam and the Cardinals - Cardinology

Wow, it seems like all i blog about anymore is Ryan Adams. Well I heard the new album tonight. I was so excited that i emailed Andrea while i listened to it, here is the email, unedited.

Born into a light is the first track. Nice acoustic riff. This sounds gooood.
track 2 Go easy. I like it.
track 3 Fix it. Wow this is alot more laid back then the live version we've been hearing. It has a little slinky feel to it.
track 4 Magick. A rocker! Is this political? Weird but me like the rock. Sweet a lyric about zombies. I like this song. Is it the halloweenhead of this album?
track 5 Cobwebs. Solid, mid tempo heartbreaker.
track 6 Let us down easy. This is a good song. I'm not sure how to categorize it. I hear a country guitar sound in there but it's not a country song. Maybe a little sixties do wop feel to it. I like what he's doing vocally in the chorus.
track 7 Crossed out names. He's just so sad.
track 8 Natural Ghost. Classic Ryan Adams alt country sound. Pretty chorus. Man his voice sounds good.
track 9 Sink ships. Sounds good. He's doing that thing where he cams a lot of words in some versus. There are some nice lines in here "blackbirds inside a bell". He is hitting his notes, nice. Tempo change. What a perfect ending.
track 10 Evergreen. This is pretty. How many times have i said that? Who is singing backup?
track 11 Like Yesterday. A classic laid back song. It's so comftrable sounding.
track 12. Stop. I was praying it was a Jane's Addiction cover for a millisecond. This is like September sad, but in a great way.
That is one hell of an album.

Wayne's house

Check out this great article in the New York Times about Wayne Coyne's house(s). As any Oklahoma based Flaming Lips fan can attest Wayne is a great, warm, accomidating man. I think we've probably all cruised around OKC hoping to find him in his yard and be invited in for dinner.

Roundup

There are a lot of cool things on the web.
Of all the ridiculous ways to spend money this library makes the most sense to me.

Due to some cool posters in the metro i've been listening to a French band called Herman Dune(don't worry they sing in English). Check out their website, they have a cool thing going on.

Wooster Collective have the latest by everyone's favorite street artist BANKSY.

Scot has one lucky kid.

Somehow, this makes me feel better.

I wish I were in San Francisco.

Ordering Blues

The new not-yet-released Ryan Adams book Infinity Blues is available for preorder from Akashic books in New York City. The book is 50$ with a 10$ shipping fee in the states and a 20$ fee outside the states. The book is a hand signed hardback edition with a book of poetry titled Sad American Mythology thrown in. I guess i've paid more for books but i guess i better ask the boss before i order. Needless to say i'm super psyched about this release and it's always great to get a package in the mail.
I noticed while perusing their website that Akashic publishes one of my favorite beat poets Amiri Baraka. I caught one of his poetry readings about 12 years ago and actually got to speak to the man and get some books signed. If you get a chance to hear him read, jump on it. He has an awesome style and presence.