Friday, January 06, 2006

Fighting the urge



I am seriously fighting the urge to post on my main man Chuck Norris.

Belle & Sebastian will be in Dallas Texas on the fourteenth of March at the Granada. I am almost certain that there is no way we can afford this concert, if there were a god g! and I would both be there on the front row. The Granada is a great small venue were you can see the band no matter where you are. I've seen Ryan Adams and Ben Harper there and had a great experience each time. I will now beseech Chuck Norris for help in getting my lovely wife and I to the show. Maybe I could get another job!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was Ben's wife's first big (and I do mean BIG) romance.
She is a screamer, kinky and has a nice little bod.
David Lynch Did fuck her - that should settle those rumours - but Franky Coppola's nephew didn't.
Some think my career peaked early with the big chill but they forget The Fly and how endearingly my Jimmy Stewart rip off screen technique worked in the dinosaurs movies and that gangster thing with richard dreyfuss.
My well publicised fling with Lisa Marie (after Tim Burton dumped her for that smelly boney ass english girl_)
is still and on again off again thing.
She is even kinkier than Laura and almost as big as ME.
Happy New Year to all of you
Jeff

OKRyan said...

would you settle on Son Volt Feb 11th?

Anonymous said...

are you now praying to chuck?

Anonymous said...

My prayer is to linger with you
At the end of the day in a dream that’s divine
My prayer is a rapture in blue
With the world far away and your lips close to mine