he is sitting in urineand what about that nasty yellow thing by the blue bag ?
and he has not found god. that girl should help him out for thr photo. give the man a sandwich.
I think god is a sock. a warm cozy sock that protects you from athletes foot.
I would join his church... I'm sure the service would include whiskey shots!
um, dia you get atheletes foot. maybe you need to go to church. i told my kids this morning that cheating will bring bad kharma as i passed out their tests...they said i can't say that unless i am a buddhist. then someone said, "she don't eat hamburgers, maybe she is". i swear, i thought they were going to go home to get their pitchforks and torches to run me plum outta town.
maybe god IS my athletes foot.
Sounds more like you were talking about hindu karma so tell your kids here - you need to read this.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KarmaBy the way God is a spanking.
God IS a sock - by smartwool
ummmmm....warm and cozy sock by smartwool! I think I'm going to go put god on right now.
i like that idea. we need to save all of those men who wear flip flops w/ their hairy toes hanging out. ewe. god is the answer to my prayers. if we all found god, i would never have to look at sweaty feet again. what a wonderful world.
My feet are like talons with nuclear waste matter hanging from the cuticles. I am God God is meHang those piggies from the old Oak TreeYou got to learn to LOVE the FUNK
My toe nails are still growing and been dead lo these hunert years
Oh woe is me lord upon thy feetthe firecrackers cackle in between my sweaty toestake the toe jam from meroll it on your tongueslip it on your gumsand make it into silk love semen and pus and God says abraham kill me a sonabe says god you must be puttin me onGod says No Abe says WhatsGod says You can do what you want abe butnext time you see me you better runtake it quicktake it downdown the shoot she goesthe crumbling crud between my toesthe stench the goop under the socksOh God Oh Godwhy doth thou stink around the clock
///no comments. just vommit.sick.*you*are.why me/ why now/god is.god be.!not takin me over yourknee.///
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