Where was bj?

The wedding was a great event. As the pictures attest, there was both free beer and pretty ladies. As usual we were late, we actually entered after the groomsmen but before the attendants. I was shocked to see that my man bj was sans suit so I was left wondering why the hell I had drug out mine. After a fairly short and preachy wedding we headed to Freddies Steak house for the reception. BJ was nowhere to be found. We set with the brides mother(who wasn't in the best of humors) and a couple who's daughter had just made a D in my class and a guy with a super mullet(in a ponytail since it was a formal event). With bj nowhere in site I began drinking as quickly as possible assuming that he had gone out and bought a new adidas track suit with "Boo jigga" embroidered on the back for our upcoming break dance routine. I must mention that although bj had not shown up in person he was already there in spirit. Wedding goers were treated to a powerpoint slide show of the new couple in which bj showed up several times, my favorites being the sweet snow/flight suit, the awesome christmas sweater and best of all the formal family portrait in which bj sported an infant mullet. After trying repeatedly to take a picture of the pictures of bj in the slide show i had to admit defeat so you're left to picture it in your mind. After a few beers I became worried so I accosted Bill(the brides father) and learned that the couple were going to Hawaii for 9 days and bj was sick. I immediately took the above photograph in order to show bj all the free beer he had missed. I then ate an ungodly amount of meat.

BJ look at the free beer! My god the free beer. Lezlee's husband kept bringing them to me. I DIDN"T EVEN HAVE TO GET UP FOR THE FREE BEER. I'm sorry i shouted but my god man free beer. I shed a tear for your loss. Get well soon.

p.s. Natalie looked very nice i hope the camera project is commencing.