Monday, April 03, 2006

The simple life

I don't live in a big city. Life here is pretty calm, not a lot happens out of the ordinary. The majority of those that live here are white red neck republicans, in all honestly the paper recently published a reader's poll that had Wal Mart as the best place to shop for clothing in town.

So what do you think the lady at Simple Simons, sitting in the booth behind Em, The Big D and
I, must have been thinking when after a lengthy discussion on porn Dave, laughing uproariously and rubbing his nipples, knocked his $500 Prada sunglasses into her purse? Just a stab of culture on a dreary day.

5 comments:

ryan said...

was this your 3 hour lunch?

kingdomforavoice said...

I left as 12:28!

ryan said...

who did you come back as?

B.J. said...

Zing!

dave said...

i think the best part was when i reached into the lady's purse to retrieve the glasses....what a moment!