sick. sick. sick. sick. sick. if someone took one of my babies to paint a house after i'd carried that thing in my very own womb for nine months...had swollen ankles and hemroids...gained 50 lbs..hadn't slept in months...i'd be wicked pissed. uh uh. nope. not me kids.
I get off on swollen ankles the way they swell the socks, the way they bulge over the rims of the shoes the way they taste and smell and the knowledge there is blood in there making them bigger. and don't get me started on hemmeroids omg I just came
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Chuck Norris painted his house red by throwing new born babies against the wall.
That's the first time I have truly laughed at a chuck joke. That was good. Ohh...sooooo good. Thank you.
Still laughing.
gross. that proves that chuck is the devil.
And I am still laughing.
My man chuck is No satanic
What;s demonic is the price of a bucket of paint these days.
babies are cheaper
and I'm laughing even harder now.
sick. sick. sick. sick. sick.
if someone took one of my babies to paint a house after i'd carried that thing in my very own womb for nine months...had swollen ankles and hemroids...gained 50 lbs..hadn't slept in months...i'd be wicked pissed. uh uh. nope. not me kids.
huh?
I get off on swollen ankles the way they swell the socks, the way they bulge over the rims of the shoes the way they taste and smell and the knowledge there is blood in there making them bigger.
and don't get me started on hemmeroids omg I just came
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