PG sent me this email with a list of Chuck Norris facts that had me laughing so hard that a woke G! and then pissed myself...twice. Needless to say I am now a convert to the ways of the chuck. I'm sure everyone's already been to his official site he actually talks to you!! If you go to the "Christian" section of the site you can see the letter that Jesus wrote to Chuck. I did notice that the chat room was closed because of "abuse". I'll be Chuck really wailed on some knuckelhead. If I were rich I would get each and every one of you one of these. I must say that as kids sumobeats and I probably watched Lone Wolf McQuade a hundred times. I mean come on he drives his bronco out of the ground!!! I hope all of you decide to support chuck in what ever ass he decides to kick next. The posse has formed, who will join? I think I need a totalgym.
By the way when Chuck says "I'll just make this out to John" your name becomes John
Chuck Norris fact of the day: Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris decided instead to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.