PG sent me this email with a list of Chuck Norris facts that had me laughing so hard that a woke G! and then pissed myself...twice. Needless to say I am now a convert to the ways of the chuck. I'm sure everyone's already been to his official site he actually talks to you!! If you go to the "Christian" section of the site you can see the letter that Jesus wrote to Chuck. I did notice that the chat room was closed because of "abuse". I'll be Chuck really wailed on some knuckelhead. If I were rich I would get each and every one of you one of these. I must say that as kids sumobeats and I probably watched Lone Wolf McQuade a hundred times. I mean come on he drives his bronco out of the ground!!! I hope all of you decide to support chuck in what ever ass he decides to kick next. The posse has formed, who will join? I think I need a totalgym.By the way when Chuck says "I'll just make this out to John" your name becomes John
Chuck Norris fact of the day: Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris decided instead to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
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I like this pic too http://www.chucknorris.com/images/flagman.jpg
dia, you have to read the story on luke (sumobeats) site. it's hilarious, scary, and true.
I am apart of the posse! Do we get member cards? I really want a member card. I think Chuck is like god. Kicks ass and wears a cowboy hat. I always pictured god kickin ass kung fu cowboy style. Wrestlin on the floor with satan and oral roberts. Yiiihawwwww!!
watch it Dia, I run the Supreme Court now.
well well well, you're feeling fine.
Pass me a law that can get me close to that Norris ass. Maybe you can fix it so I can be apart of Norris' trinity. I wanna be the holy spirit.
Just the mention of Oral Roberts brings back bad memories of two weeks that changed my life!
It could also be referred to as "The great awakening"
explain...what did "oral" do to you?? Hmmmmm...
I attended the university for 2 weeks... Trauma, major trauma!
Yea!!! A law has been passed! Now I'm off to stalk the great one. See you in jail!
Ya'll need to look at Vosse's site NOW!
look AND comment
CHUCK NORRIS SAYS!!!!
I will roundouse anyone that gets close to my rosey cheecks. I have appointed M. to be the president of the fan club since he has more body hair than even me. PG is in charge of explosions and Sumo and OkRyan will be in charge of recruitment. All the ladies will be handed over to my members member club since I am mormon. Any questions will be handed to Mark for answering.
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