Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Revenge


Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

7 comments:

lua said...

that does it, i have had it. could someone please get my husband a new hobby? he has 2 jobs, a wife, and four kids and yet his life revolves around an action hero from the 80's. heeellllppp meeeee.

ryan said...

my favorite clip shows this kid for some reason up high on a bookshelf and a guy below tells him to jump down, he promises he will catch him. when the kid jumps down the guy purposely doesn't even try to catch him.

also, i decided to not get jordans, i chose to get an awesome pair of red/black nike hi-dunks. of course i'll be waiting until christmas to wear them.

SpanksVosse said...

Matt and I are actually obsessed with Macgyver. We're thinking of naming our first child that...boy or girl. So, I'm sorry we can't help you.

lua said...

but you've turned it into something shared. that's nice. healthy, even. not mark.let me give you an example- last night, we are at the dinner table and caleb is recounting his day- he placed in the spelling bee, lauren asked him to go with her- sweet and important stuff to an eleven year old...what does his dad say when asked for advice? you guessed it- a chuck story. this time it was something about france surrendering to chuck. huh?whatever.

ryan said...

he can now sport the worlds best dad hat & shirt and it actually be true

SpanksVosse said...

Chuck is like god to Mark. I don't understand it either...maybe this is who he aspires to be really. A hairy kung fu white guy with a bad hair cut. Hell, he's already got the beard.

SpanksDia said...

United States President George W. Bush has stated that Norris is his favorite actor.