G! says i never post about anything but chuck anymore so here is my attempt at change.
They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead no matter what.
Mr T went back in time and became his own father, so that he would inherit his own sence of pity.
Think about that last one... that shits deep.
Mr. T once appeared on the show, Fear Factor, not as a contestant, but as a stunt. There were no winners and 6 deaths on the show that day. Mr. T has not been invited back.
Every link of gold around Mr. T's neck represents 7 fools that he pitied, and then ate.