Thursday, December 15, 2005

A new direction



G! says i never post about anything but chuck anymore so here is my attempt at change.

They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead no matter what.

Mr T went back in time and became his own father, so that he would inherit his own sence of pity.

Think about that last one... that shits deep.

Mr. T once appeared on the show, Fear Factor, not as a contestant, but as a stunt. There were no winners and 6 deaths on the show that day. Mr. T has not been invited back.

Every link of gold around Mr. T's neck represents 7 fools that he pitied, and then ate.

13 comments:

lua said...

nice dear. replace one 80's action hero with another. it's ok. i still love you just the same. maybe you are spending too much time with ryan... but you do look awfully cute in that red vest and cap. so very helpful you are...

SpanksVosse said...

Is Mr. T. the new Chuck? I pity the fool that crosses me. Mark I'm disappointed. You're giving into G! If you wanna post about Chuck and all the love he represents to you then do it! This is your blog...not little miss LuLU! Mark stand up and be a man!!!

Sarah said...

It's OK Mark, you can love Chuck and Mr. T. I'll personally always have a soft spot for Mr. T, I did love that show. Just imagine Mr. T meeting the pope, or the president. Even they have to call him "Mr."! How cool is that?

lua said...

no mark, don't be a man-listen to me, not her. be a pussy and let me dictate your posts. anyone who knows you realizes that you don't really like mr. t.- it's to please me. clearly, that is how i will take over the world... one post at a time. i'm coming for spanksvosse next- so watch out beeeyatch!!!

sumobeats said...

"I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal!"- I now request a pee wee post!

spanksvosse said...

C'Mon Girl...let's go a round or two! Now that you've whipped Mark...or should I say Mr. Gretchen you think you can take over...nope baby. Some of us have balls and can stand on their own two feet. And it's so RAD! RAD RAD RAD!

Bring it!
WHOOOOOOO!

Mark...I wanna another Chuck post! But, hey, don't listen to me...you do what you want!

lua said...

i'm pouring the water in the dirt pit and taking off my top as i speak. you are going down. 1 round. we'll see who's rad. (spit, then stare down)

SpanksVosse said...

Oooooooo! I take my shirt off and I raise you one. Down come the daisy duke shorts and all you see is my bikini! It's time to rumble. You spit...I hack a lugie in your face and now it's on! I grab your arms and put on my game face. Grrrrrr. Down you go into the mud and all you see are the legs flyin.

SpanksDia said...

I love this - why did it take so long to start ?
Strip off the rest of your clothes and go for it...
winner gets a spanking on her muddy ass

George Peppard said...

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

lua said...

ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony. side by side on my piano, keyboard, oh lord, why don't we?

spanksvosse said...

I am black and you are white...you are blind as a bat and I have sight.

yo mama said...

thas deep. f'in china deep. you done dug. i'm moved.