Friday, December 16, 2005

Pee Wee


Yesterday LB saw santa, actually we saw santa riding a bike along sheridan in Tulsa on Monday but yesterday Santa came to LB's class. When asked what santa had said,expecting a ho ho ho he told me that santa said "hey you puppy put your shirt on".
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
I strongly believe that Chuck Norris has an answer for every question and a proper reaction to any stimuli.
BTW laser pointers are very popular with the thieves at the ACE in sapulpa. And okryan and i will soon be sporting sweet vintage ACE work wear. You will all be envious and want to get second jobs. Do it mon.

7 comments:

lua said...

did you catch someone? did you kick them?

SpanksVosse said...

Santa I wanna laser pointer!

sumobeats said...

Use the guillotine, The guillotine!!! Or one of your throwing stars that are surely on hand in a black pouch!

SpanksDia said...

coming soon to Spanks Gretchen site - The Guillotine.

SpanksDia said...

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey olast month on Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

lua said...

that is so wrong.

SpanksVosse said...

But so so right.