Friday, December 16, 2005

Pee Wee


Yesterday LB saw santa, actually we saw santa riding a bike along sheridan in Tulsa on Monday but yesterday Santa came to LB's class. When asked what santa had said,expecting a ho ho ho he told me that santa said "hey you puppy put your shirt on".
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
I strongly believe that Chuck Norris has an answer for every question and a proper reaction to any stimuli.
BTW laser pointers are very popular with the thieves at the ACE in sapulpa. And okryan and i will soon be sporting sweet vintage ACE work wear. You will all be envious and want to get second jobs. Do it mon.

5 comments:

lua said...

did you catch someone? did you kick them?

Anonymous said...

Santa I wanna laser pointer!

sumobeats said...

Use the guillotine, The guillotine!!! Or one of your throwing stars that are surely on hand in a black pouch!

lua said...

that is so wrong.

Anonymous said...

But so so right.