Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Attack of the tiny ladybug



How, you may ask, can such a beautiful innocent creature of god cause two grown women to go into a full on freak out? I'm not sure but while okryan and I were catching up on the goings on in the bundesliga Em jumped up from her seat screaming "get it off, get it off" which prompted G! to rocket out of her seat on the couch and fly over to Em, who was bent forward shaking her hair at okryan. G! screamed in sympathy as she attacked the poor ladybug that had gotten caught in em's hair. Once the culprit was dispatched G! made it clear the it haden't ben killed mearly spanked. When the excitement ended okryan proclaimed that if I didn't put this incident on my blog then he would be forced to update his lame ass blog. In all fairness it has been undetermined how much wine had been consumed at this point in the evening, I know I had already had two fajitas.

By the way, Lua is right, Eux Autres are pretty kick ass. Gorilla Vs. Bear has three of their tracks up right now. (Sarah, Download 'Other Girls" before it shows up on your next mix tape)

In other news from Tuesday I had a job interview. In said interview when asked what my dream job would be okryan quickly replied "Fluffer" while I fought to hold back my first three ideas, Porn star, video game tester or candy taster.

Another question was something like "which of my employers did I most admire"? My answer was Bill Alberding. I'm going to put it out there and just say that I love the guy. I think I touched on the fact that he made me feel like family, he would never ask you to do something he wouldn't do, he knows something about everything, he didn't make you feel like an idiot if you didn't know something and he was always willing and able to teach me new things. What didn't come up was the fact that he has one of the greatest moustaches in the united states. Maybe BJ will hook me up with a picture of it that I can post so that you all can bask in its magnificence.

6 comments:

G! said...

the lady bug had already flown onto em's face, been brushed off- then came back.it deserved to be spanked. it had been warned.

B.J. said...

I figured since you had already worked at Ken's they wouldn't make you interview again... You should have just regaled them with your antics in the freezer and how you would rub your testicles on the pizzas before sending them out...

I'll see what I can come up with on the 'stache front.. :P

Good luck with the job search!

SpanksVosse said...

What other things did this guy teach you??

sumobeats said...

Bill the zen master!

naomi said...

i have a ladybug living in my dorm room, although i haven't seen it in a few days...

kingdomforavoice said...

Kill it before it turns on you.